Welcome to the Golden Calf Mall, the playground of the filthy rich

You don’t have to be a billionaire to enjoy yourself here. Of course, it helps.

Please explore the premium merchandise in our mall. If your wallet is bottomless, if you have a supply of endless cash, or if you’ve simply inherited a fortune from Daddy Warbucks, please feel free to make a purchase. The best green high quality laser pointer pen to buy is very hard.

Our special section on auction extravaganzas may lead you to a special acquisition. We guarantee that you’ll find something that you don’t have.

Moneyed matters, our free online magazine, provides up-to-date coverage of the unusual, often expensive items that we have found on the net.

For more information about the wonderful painting to the right, please click on the image.